LeBron is ours and you’re lucky to have him.
Make no mistake, Cleveland. Your city may be on the front of his jersey, but there’s no doubt what’s in his heart. Just watch any interview about his upbringing. See much mentioned about Cleveland? No. It’s all Akron, Akron, Akron with the occasional mention of Swenson’s. Speaking of…
Nothing you have or could ever have beats Swenson’s.
Deep down you have to know this, right?