Comment on our accents.
What? Us Midwesterners don’t have aaaaccents.
Ask us what an octopus has to do with hockey.
It’s tradition to throw an octopus onto the ice at Red Wings playoff games. And by the way, the Red Wings haven’t missed the playoffs since 1990. No, your team does not have a longer streak. Google it.
Spell Mackinac with a “W” or pronounce it with a “C.”
We love our secret, confusing spellings. You pronounce it Mack-in-AW and spell it Mackinac. That’s how we roll.