1. It has no business being that delicious.
It’s almost inconsiderate how good the food is. Because word gets out, and then you’re stuck waiting in line to get your fix. Take the The Halal Guys, for example, who despite mastering the fine art of turning out tons of perfectly-seasoned beef and chicken plates en masse, still have a line around the block virtually all day, every day. It’s almost like good food “takes time to cook,” or something.