1. You drive down County Road 581 alone.
This is pure bliss in the summer — windows down, condensation from the fresh bottle of Coca-Cola running down your leg, and your favorite song blaring through your stock speakers.
2. You climb Sugarloaf at least once.
Whether you pick the easy trail or the difficult trail, you’re making it to the top. You have to get that Instagram picture of the sunset just right to get at least 11 likes.
3. You buy a pack of grape-flavored cigarillos and smoke one in your parents’ backyard.
Don’t ask. This is necessary.