1. You smugly correct new arrivals’ pronunciation of London place names.
You’ve kind of forgotten that your ‘Leicester’ initially sounded a bit like ‘Laï’s sister’ and your ‘Borough’ used to be your ‘Boro’. You get irritated when people make the same mistakes – even if they’re fresh out of Kyrgyzstan and have no way of guessing. Puh-lease, are you kidding me? It’s Lester Square and Burra Market Jeez. Peasants.