Photo: Oqbas/Shutterstock 13 of the Most Hilarious Malaysian Expressions Travel by Gyneth Tan Jul 21, 2015 1. Malaysians are not ‘horny’ … we are ‘salty wet.’ (Ham sap) 2. Malaysians don’t say someone is ‘uptight’ or ‘anxious’…we say ‘you are a tight long spider.’ (Kan cheong spider) 3. Malaysians don’t ‘get confused’ … we ‘scramble around making a lot of banging noise.’ (Kalang kabut) 4. Malaysians don’t say someone has a ‘casual attitude’ … we say they’re ‘green vegetables.’ (Cincai) 5. Malaysians don’t ‘go on vacation’ … we ‘eat wind.’ (Makan Angin) 6. Malaysians aren’t curious to the point of being annoying …we’re ‘home grannies’. (Kaypoh) 7. Malaysians don’t say something is ‘super difficult’ … we say ‘eat strength.’ (Chia lat) 8. We Malaysians have a mental state somewhere between oblivious and silly … we call it ‘blur like a squid.’ (Blur like sotong) 9. Malaysians don’t say something is ‘second-rate’ … we say it’s ‘half-past six.’ 10. Malaysians don’t say ‘forget it’ … we say ‘wait long time.’ (Tan ku ku) This story was produced through the travel journalism programs at MatadorU.Learn More 11. We don’t refer to our slang as a “mix of Malay, English, Hokkien, Cantonese and Tamil’ … we say it’s ‘vegetables and a fruit salad’. (Rojak) 12. Malaysians don’t say ‘Oh wow! … we say ‘Is it’ or ‘Izzit’ (Ya ke!) 13. When someone points out the obvious, we don’t say ‘What else did you expect?’ … we say ‘ah, but then?’ (Abuden) Trending Now 21 Tokyo Airbnbs in the Heart of This Incredible City Nov 7, 2024 The 24 Dreamiest Airbnbs in the South of France Dec 27, 2024 29 Dreamy Airbnbs in Greece for an Island Escape Dec 18, 2024 How to Layer Clothing for Cold-Weather Hikes Dec 13, 2024 19 Beautiful Florida Airbnbs for Every Type of Traveler Dec 18, 2024
