1. Yeah, that’s just a Colonial guy in breeches and spatterdashes. Ignore him.
They re-enact the Boston Tea Party, or something. It’s a tourist thing to do. Like Duck Tours and whale watching.
2. Our gods are The Sox, The Pats, the Bruins and the Celtics.
You must never blaspheme the gods in front of a Boston native. Praise the demi-gods Tom Brady, Robert Paxton Gronkowski aka “Gronk” and David Ortiz aka “Big Papi.”