A normal friend would date a bartender.
A friend who is a bartender knows better than to be so foolish.
A normal friend will ask a bartender to charge their cell phone.
A friend who is a bartender will let that cell phone die, rather than bothering another bartender.
A normal friend will order a glass of rosé.
A friend who is a bartender will order a glass of orange wine.
A normal friend will text you back right away.
A friend who is a bartender will start to text you at work, get distracted by customers, then forget for several days that they never replied.
A normal friend may not get along with some of your other friends.
A friend who is a bartender can and will talk to anyone.
A normal friend will order a cocktail at a packed bar.
A friend who is a bartender will order the easiest drink for the bartender to make.
A normal friend will tip 20 percent if the service was good.
A friend who is a bartender will tip 20 percent even if the service was terrible.
A normal friend will have a beer with you on a Saturday night.
A friend who is a bartender will take you out dancing until 4:00 AM on a random Tuesday.
A normal friend will invite you over for a Fourth of July BBQ.
A friend who is a bartender will beg you to visit them for the slowest shift of the year on Fourth of July.
A normal friend will complain about going on Tinder dates.
A friend who is a bartender will complain about serving Tinder dates and provide you with excellent survival tips.
A normal friend will make plans a month in advance.
A friend who is a bartender will text you an hour before to see if you want to get dinner.
A normal friend will invite you out to a bar on their day off just to get out of the house and meet new people.
A friend who is a bartender will invite you over on their day off so they don’t have to leave their house or talk to strangers. 