1. Treating fashion as a combination of whatever your boss lets you get away with…
Mainly pants and heavy sweaters. Gotta hide those tats.
2. Seeing the ocean more as something to admire from under a toasty blanket on the beach than something you swim in.
Well, you always go in after a few beers to reenact that scene from Free Willy.
3. Walking into a six-lane highway with the expectation that all traffic will come to a halt for your safety.
Unfortunately, your self-importance alone will do little to reverse the epic failure of the rest of America’s transportation systems.