1. Haboobs swooping down like a “Wizard of Oz” tornado, and the storm chasers who stalk them.
2. Large, aggressive herds of up to 50 javelina pressing their cute/not cute pig faces up to your sliding-glass door, wholly destroying your garden, and ganging up to maim your pets. Jave-nice day.
3. Lifted golf carts with hydraulics, Mad Max-esque stripped-down dune buggies, and recumbent bicycles coming RIGHT FOR YOU!