1. I can’t stand fishing.
If an Alaskan said that, his or her Alaskan-ness would be severely questioned. One is simply not Alaskan if one does not have a love affair with fishing.
2. Camping sucks.
Alaskans are straight up camping addicts. Camping in Alaska and camping in the lower 48 are not even remotely similar. The only legitimate exception to “Camping sucks,” is if it is followed by, “…when you’re doing it anyplace else but Alaska.”