“It’s so funny when Northerners mimic my accent!”
“I love driving to Atlanta for concerts.”
“The people from the cities are the same as the people from the country.”
“I believe in big government.”
“I hate craft beer.”
“I love driving in the snow.”
“Give me the fruitiest cocktail you’ve got!”
“What’s Vulcan?”
“People in this state are so unfriendly!”
“I prefer red bbq sauce to white sauce.”
“I love Mississippi, and I love being compared to them!”
“Tornadoes are no big deal, trust me.”
“I hate arguing, I’ll just agree with you!”
“I’d rather just buy my meat at Walmart, hunting is such a hassle.”
“I don’t really like sweet tea.”
“Religion just isn’t that important to me.”
“I stop eating before I get full, that way, I don’t have to roll away from the table with my pants unbuttoned.”
“Millennials have it way harder than I did at their age.”
“No thanks, I’ve already had enough barbecue this week.”
“They finished that construction really quick!”
“Go Vols!” 