1. Hold the ranch.
2. I don’t have allergies living here.
3. Driving through western Kansas is so scenic.
4. Texas barbecue is far superior to Kansas City barbecue.
5. I wish I lived in Missouri.
6. I love how much the weather fluctuates every day.
7. No, Kansas isn’t windy.
8. Our sunsets are terrible.
9. There’s a tornado? Better head to the basement.