1. You avoid bread because there’s a remote chance you have a gluten sensitivity.
https://instagram.com/p/3UDQjrryrf/?taken-by=pistachio_peach
2. And you can’t man up to finish a liter of beer.
https://instagram.com/p/e8HDPUCy1m/
3. You don’t have the energy for a bike ride on a summer day.
https://instagram.com/p/yHoPwxRvyo/
4. You’re way too old for world-famous fests.
https://instagram.com/p/tcK7PftxmI/