6. Don’t… go shopping at Chadstone Mall
Chadstone (or Chaddy to locals) declares itself to be the “fashion capital” of Australia. With over 500 shops, this suburban multi-level shopping centre is the biggest in the southern hemisphere. But a busy afternoon here is likely to leave you with sore feet and shopping rage.
(But if you must go, it’s pronounced Chad-stuhn, not Chad-stone.)