Don’t forget these items and follow these rules and you will have a blast at Burning Man this year!

Editor’s note: This is a revamp of Ross Borden’s original article with your suggestions added. Feel free to add anything we missed in the comments!

GETTING THERE

The first step to a successful trip to Burning Man is the trip itself.

1. Don’t make the trip twice – make sure you have your tickets!

2. Printed out google directions to Black Rock City (BRC) — there will be long stretches where you are out of cell service area, so don’t rely on directions from your phone. Directions from SF are here.

3. A spare car key – in case one of them is lost in the Playa.

4. A hide-a-key – so that you can leave the spare and people from your group can get into the car if need be, while everyone is out running around.

5. Car charger for your phone

6. Flash light

7. Make sure your tires are in good shape and you have a spare.

8. Either bring a small gas can or be very sure to fill up often — Gas stations are very rare during the 90 mile stretch from Fernley to BRC).

9. Some people choose to take illegal substances out to Black Rock City. Keep in mind that you will be driving through Nevada which has some of the toughest drug laws in the country.

10. A good set of ratchet tie-downs. (Better than bungees!)

IF you are going to take illegal drugs to Burning Man, make sure you drive the speed limit and don’t give a cop any reason to pull you over. Having open containers in the car or allowing your passengers to smoke ganja is asking for trouble, as either one would warrant a full car/trunk search.

Photo by Ross Borden

THINGS TO HELP PIMP OUT YOUR CAMP AND MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE

The Black Rock Desert is not designed to sustain human life. It is hot, flat, windy, dusty, devoid of vegetation and water and very inhospitable. The more of the following things you can bring out, the more comfortable you and your group are going to be.

1. Shade structure! Get creative…it is essential to have some escape from the sun – and something that can sustain high winds. If you don’t know where to start, get some ideas here.

2. An RV — this is a big one. I take an RV out with my group each year because during the day it’s (way) too hot to sleep in tents and provided your RV has a generator, the air-con will save your life and make you lots of friends. And it can mean the difference between getting sand-blasted in a Black Rock wind storm to being inside, rolling doobies and cooking quesadillas.

Unfortunately, RVs are crazy expensive for this week because it’s Labor Day and every rental place knows about Burning Man. If you can’t afford to rent an RV the traditional way, I have had luck the past two years scanning Craigslist for RVs that are listed “for sale”, and cold calling each owner to see if he would be interested in making a quick $1200 for a one week rental before putting it right back on the market. If you can pull this off and split the cost between friends it’s well worth it.

3. Tent(s) – If you have more than one tent, I would suggest bringing two. Anything left “out in the elements” will be covered in dust within 20 minutes of arriving on the playa. It’s nice to have one tent to sleep in and one to store all your stuff in.

4. Extra-long tent stakes – As I said above, the wind is no joke in the Black Rock Desert. I have seen 60 mph gusts at Burning Man and I’ve also seen tents cartwheeling down the playa like tumble weeds.

No fun…so when setting up your tent you need to batten down the hatches and expect the worst. Sometimes for larger tents it’s a good idea to bring super skinny rebar, which can be bent and driven down deep into the playa to hold your tent in place.

5. Warm sleeping bag – yes, it is hot most of the time, but around 3am, temps plummet and it can get very cold.

6. Sleeping pad – the more the better.

7. Pillow(s)

8. A tarp – to go under your tent.

9. Folding card table(s) – if you have more than one, bring them all. It’s really nice to have a table to eat/cook on and just sit at when drinking/playing cards.

10. Folding chairs, camping chairs…preferably with cup holders

11. Lanters, tiki torches or other sources of ‘space light’.

12. Camping stove and extra gas – the bigger the better, so if you have a Coleman that you use for car camping, better take that over a an MSR backpacking stove.

13. Christmas lights or strands of LED lights to give your camp a nice glow.

14. A large tub for cleaning feet – after running around in sandals all day it’s SO nice to clean your feet off and put some clean socks on before going out at night.

15. Vinegar. Add it to that tub with water to soak your feet and help avoid “playa foot,” a chemical burn caused by the alkali dust in the desert.

16. Don’t bring carpet or astroturf – they fray and pieces get blown away, and they’re a beating to clean up.

17. E-wire or battery/solar powered Christmas lights. Use ‘em to decorate your tent, bike, self.

18. Fire extinguisher. Especially if you’re going to, you know, burn anything.

Photo by Ian MacKenzie

KITCHEN AND COOKING

Being a ninja about planning your food/booze and kitchen is well worth the effort.

1. A huge cooler. I bring all the coolers I own and one of them could fit a body in it. I store food (after the Costco mission) in a few of the smaller ones and pack the big one with ice. (You will be able to buy ice in BRC but it’s expensive and a pain to carry back to your camp from Center Camp. Bring as much ice as possible. Dry Ice is even better.

2. Pots, pans, cooking spoons, strainer, cutting board.


3. A couple sharp kitchen knives.

4. Cleaning supplies for dishes, sponges, paper towels.

5. A pack of large ziplock bags.

6. A wash tub for doing dishes.

7. Bowls, plates, forks and knives – I would recommend either hard plastic stuff that can be washed or paper stuff that can be burned.

8. A large pack of the heftiest garbage bags you can find.

9. Mugs and Cups. Drinks are free, but drinking out of your dusty hands might not be the way to go.

Photo by Ian MacKenzie

FOOD AND DRINKS

1. Be strategic about food. Anything that goes out with you either needs to be consumed or brought back out of the desert with you. I would recommend planning every meal before you go shopping and bringing things that compress well or burn.

2. Water! Plan on each person in your group drinking a gallon of water per day. Yes, a gallon per day per person is a shit-ton, but if you are not constantly drinking water you will get dehydrated.

3. Booze – Booze is good, usually better cold so don’t forget #16 (coolers+ice). If you bring beers, it’s better to bring cans.

4. Eats – you want to bring things that are easy to prepare and have a lot of calories and protein…there might be days where you only get one real meal.

5. The more ‘preparing’ you can do at your house before Burning Man, the better. , For example, t’s great to BBQ a bunch of chicken breasts before you leave and seal them up in ziplocks to be frozen in the cooler.

6. No-prep foods that don’t require heating or water. Example: trail mix, cereal.

GEAR

1. Bike – absolutely essential. Burning Man is massive and you will want to go and do things that are very far away from each other.

2. A flashpack – this is a small backpack that can literally be rolled up and stuffed in your pocket, but also be unrolled and used to carry dozens of cold beers around the playa.

3. A camelback hydration system – this will be nice to have during the day when you’re cruising around on your bike. *Putting margaritas in it at night can be dangerous.*

4. CameraBurning Man is a very photogenic place. You will get amazing shots if you always have your camera on you. Make sure to bring a few ziplock bags with it to ensure it’s not affected by the dust.

5. Headlamp – critical for finding things at night in your camp and riding a bike at night.

6. Crazy Creek camping chair – this is nice to have if you’re going deep in the playa and might want to sit down and chill somewhere for a while.

7. Goggles. Serious sandstorms are serious. Search eBay for used military goggles.

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Michelle Schusterman

Michelle is a musician, writer, and teacher just trying to see the world while doing what she loves for a living. She's taught ESL in Salvador, Brazil and kindergarten in Suwon, Korea, and now she's a full-time freelance writer living in Seattle (just to keep the city alliteration going). She'll try pretty much any food once and believes coffee is its own food group.

  • Candice Walsh

    If I ever make it to Burning Man, this is gonna come quite in handy!

  • asalvesen

    Great tips!  I’ve heard stories about what happens when people forget some of these things.  They don’t tend to end well.

  • asalvesen

    Great tips!  I’ve heard stories about what happens when people forget some of these things.  They don’t tend to end well.

  • asalvesen

    Great tips!  I’ve heard stories about what happens when people forget some of these things.  They don’t tend to end well.

  • asalvesen

    Great tips!  I’ve heard stories about what happens when people forget some of these things.  They don’t tend to end well.

  • http://www.fluentin3months.com/ Benny Lewis

    Holy crap! This list would make a minimalist burner cry! Some of them are practical, but others are quite silly to be honest :-P You’d need the unnecessary RV (with its A/C[??]) just to fit all of them. Or as you say, a SECOND tent just because you have so much junk with you hahaha.

    Anyway, see you all back home in a week ;)

  • http://www.fluentin3months.com/ Benny Lewis

    Holy crap! This list would make a minimalist burner cry! Some of them are practical, but others are quite silly to be honest :-P You’d need the unnecessary RV (with its A/C[??]) just to fit all of them. Or as you say, a SECOND tent just because you have so much junk with you hahaha.

    Anyway, see you all back home in a week ;)

  • JoAnna

    Three additions to the list: Instead of long stakes for my tent, I had eight-inch pieces of rebar. That tent wasn’t going anywhere. I also brought fabric to wrap around and pin on my tent to help keep some of the dust out (I still had to trash the tent at the end of the week, but it helped). Finally, I brought a sleep mask. With all the art cars and other various lights running by my tent, it helped me finally get some rest once I crashed.

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