Michelle Schusterman questions whether some gadgets are best left as doodles in the margins of a comic book.

The most common complaint, if it counts as a complaint, I’ve heard about the iPad is this: “Well, I don’t need it.”

And my reaction is…well, duh. I don’t need my iPhone, or my laptop. Hell, I don’t need a lot of things I own, but they sure make life more fun and convenient. But considering our e-waste problem and the fact that most people still don’t even recycle their cell phones, is there a point where inventing gadgets just for the sake of saying “hey, look at this here crazy doodad!” goes too far?

A few cases in point:

USB Heating Slippers

Heated slippers, robes, and blankets already exist, but can you plug them into your PlayStation? I admire cleverness and ingenuity, but at some point we need to consider the long-term effect of our inventions.

iCarta iPod Stereo Dock and Bath Tissue Holder

Okay, so you could use it to sing along in the shower, but the first thing that comes to my mind is just how long would you have to be sitting on the throne to need an iPod charger handy? The Amazon description says this gadget is “perfect for the music lover who has everything,” and that’s my problem – more gadget junk created for the purpose of a quick laugh and lifetimes in a landfill.

Flower Pot Speaker

It’s like those rock speakers for garden stereo systems. Clever, but I doubt party guests are really looking around in slack-jawed amazement, wondering where on earth that heavenly music is coming from. I think my issue here is that most people who own a computer will already have speakers, and what happens to them when this flower pot takes their place? Recycled – maybe. Trash – likely.

It’s hard to decide how far is too far, especially because I love gadgets, I really do. And in most ways all of them are unnecessary, but that doesn’t mean I wish they didn’t exist. But picturing a Wall-E future with piles of keyboard bras and portable toilet speakers stacked high as skyscrapers makes me wonder where the line is drawn.

 
 

About The Author

Michelle Schusterman

Michelle is a musician, writer, and teacher just trying to see the world while doing what she loves for a living. She's taught ESL in Salvador, Brazil and kindergarten in Suwon, Korea, and now she's a full-time freelance writer living in Seattle (just to keep the city alliteration going). She'll try pretty much any food once and believes coffee is its own food group.

  • http://carlo-alcos.com Carlo

    Good god Michelle! Those are ridiculous.

  • http://www.candicedoestheworld.com Candice

    That bath tissue iPod dock is hysterical. How long does a person need to spend on a toilet?!

  • http://www.twitter.com/SweeneySays Nicole

    I read this article yesterday at work. Last night I went to get dinner with my uncle who is in town for some Navy convention where companies like his try to sell things to the navy and smaller companies try to become contractors for his company. Anyway, while he was waiting for my brother and I to get to his hotel, he went around snagging random loot from the convention for us. I am now the proud owner of a portable compass-flashlight-phone-charger. It made me think of this article. I’m also the proud owner of a light-saber-esque toy, but that gadget is obviously truly essential to my happiness.

    • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/michelles Michelle Schusterman

      That’s a perfect example, Nicole! (And also quite funny!)

Travel Safety →

Insure your possessions against theft, loss, or damage.

Electronics / Software / Apps →

Associate Editor Michelle Schusterman considers what it would take to forget her Apple...

Electronics / Software / Apps →

Sony's new glasses prototype tracks and records the movement of the human eye.

Electronics / Software / Apps →

Blogger Jacky Yuen demonstrates how he mounted his iPad in his car for less than $0.50.

Recycling →

Most cell phones are not recycled, wasting precious reusable metals and leaking hazardous...

Electronics / Software / Apps →

Michelle Schusterman wonders whether the serious long-term health problems posed by...

Electronics / Software / Apps →

The latest image stabilizer from The Tiffen Company uses movie camera technology to...

Electronics / Software / Apps →

The past decade in technology gave us Skype, smartphones, and the second coming of Apple.

Electronics / Software / Apps →

While the iPhone camera might never be of use to a serious photographer, Joby has...

Electronics / Software / Apps →

Is the iPhone a worthy purchase for outdoor enthusiasts? Steve Casimiro says yes.

Electronics / Software / Apps →

What would an app have to do to cost more than two, three, or even four iPhones put...