1. You go out clubbing to the sound of panpipes.
After busting some shapes to Rihanna or David Guetta you know the dance floor doesn’t really come alive until someone cracks out the pan pipe tunes. El Condor Pasa is your jam but you know to call it a night when the panpipe Abba mashup hits the decks at Kamikase.
2. Your life depends on Inca Kola.
You’ve used it to cure a hangover, the flu or just plain exhaustion from altitude. Never mind the chemist, you head straight to the nearest shop or stand for a bottle the colour of a highlighter pen and packed with an obscene amount of sugar. Inca Kola: it’s good for what ails you.