1. You live for the day when you find a Happy Horse.
Beer is your poison of choice in the Philippines. Whilst sometimes you might be forced to opt for a San Miguel light, to which you instantly add a little grenadine to make it more palatable, chances are you moved on to the harder stuff. Red Horse, potent, laced with gin — although chances are you found this out too late. Now only one thought occupies your mind when ordering, will today be the day you find a Happy Horse?