A tourist visiting Montenegro spots a local friend at a café and asks, “What are you planning to do today?”
“Nothing,” the Montenegrin replies.
“But you did nothing yesterday,” the baffled tourist says.
“Yes,” the local shrugs, “but I didn’t quite finish.”
Traveling through the Balkans, you’ll hear many a playful crack about Montenegrins’ famed love of leisure. While laziness jokes might seem unkind, Montenegrins themselves embrace the stereotype. A popular tongue-in-cheek proverb advises, “When you feel the urge to work, sit down and wait for it to pass.” There is even a Laziest Citizen Contest, a well-attended competition each year in the village of Brezna. The 2023 winners, Lidija Marković and Filip Knežević, set a world record by lying down for 50 days, rising only for meals and bathroom breaks.