Here are ten items that some people can’t seem to live without on the open road.
Slumber Pet Travel Futon Mats
For the dog that still thinks he is in college and just hasn’t gotten around to buying a real couch.
Rub My Duckie Personal Massager
Described as perfect to tuck away for anything from “a rave with friends to an intimate Jacuzzi with your special someone.”
Aside from other uses, this is ideal for the traveler with a duck fetish.
Snack Sized Cigarettes
Phillip Morris is reportedly developing 2.8 inch cigarettes, for those of you who need to sneak a quick-y. But remember not to smoke in the airplane’s bathroom, because lavatories are equipped with smoke detectors and tampering with, disabling, or destroying one is prohibited.
Mini Roll Duct Tape
Unplanned murder: It can happen during anyone’s holiday. Luckily, mini duct tape makes it possible to secure the body in a rug and drop the remains in the Seine.
White Zinfandel Havarti Cheese
This cheese spread is just one example of how particular people are about their tiny food. Peruse the astounding Minimus site for travel sized portions of A1 Steak Sauce, chocolate syrup and grapefruit jelly.
Aquabells Water Filled Dumbbells
Pumped full of ‘roids and fidgety on the flight to Australia? Not a problem. When filled, these suckers provide 32 pounds of weight training resistance.
As the Amazon description is keen to point out, Aquabells are great because “carrying your weights through airports is impractical.”
Inflatable Foot Rest
For those of you who insist on trying to make Jetblue flight into more than it is (a bus in the air).
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Relive your childhood by playing the smaller version of the game that also breaks in five seconds.
Mini Hair Straightener
Little emo boys everywhere are rejoicing because they now have a product that allows them to straighten their hair during the marching band’s trip to Disneyworld!
Radius Condom Case
Dude, you know that the one in your wallet is kind of janky.
Why not upgrade to a case that could easily be mistaken for something that holds your retainer?
100% recyclable and available in three colors.