Thou shalt not liveth in Beaverton.
Live in Sellwood or even in St Johns. But live in the suburban sprawl that is Beaverton and your life choices seem questionable to us.
Thou shalt know how to make her a morning coffee using the most pretentious brewing methods possible.
We shall appreciate your talent for brewing beans with that retro glass pour-over machine. Just make sure the beans are freshly ground.