1. Thou shalt recycle the fuck out of everything.
Upcycling a waist belt from that bike tire you’ve been meaning to replace? Sure, why not.
2. Thou shalt ride thy bicycle as much as possible.
Driving vehicles that belch toxic emissions is just not considered cool in this green city.
3. Thou shalt consume local organic coffee.
Head straight to Oblique Coffee Roasters or one of our local beaneries to sustain your addiction, because Portland will show its wrath on those who acquire corporate beans.