1. In the summer, you go Up North every chance you can get.
If your family doesn’t own a cabin or a boat, you know several friends, relatives, and neighbors who are happy to invite you over for a weekend on the lake.
2. You go to the bubbler when you’re thirsty.
And when you need money, you take it out of the TYME machine.
3. You’re a brat connoisseur.
A mandatory part of any cookout or tailgate, they’re extra tasty when simmered in beer before going on the grill. Just don’t forget the sauerkraut and mustard!