1. Almost getting run off the road by a StarLine Tours van
You won’t see it coming. You’ll just be driving down Laurel Canyon, minding your own business, when all of a sudden you will see a white van with people sitting contentedly, cameras poised. They’re everywhere. The drivers will be screaming into a megaphone, and you won’t know what’s happening. The van will stop in front of random, nondescript places and make sudden, terrifying turns, blocking traffic. If you’re lucky, tourists will stare at you and perhaps take a photo of you in hopes of seeing a celeb.