1. You run into someone at a yoga class whom you totally ghosted a month ago.
Seems you’ve forgotten about that second date conversation when you learned that both of you sometimes attend acro yoga with Amy on Tuesday evenings. Time to make like Edward Norton in Fight Club and find another session to attend.
2. You have written an anonymous letter to Portland Mercury’s “Savage Love” column for dating advice at least once.
Come on, just admit it already.