1. More than twenty minutes of rain
What is this, Seattle? I’m trying to get in a 20-mile bike push on my lunch break but I might have to wait till tonight now, and if my roommate took my headlamp again I’m totally screwed.
Fortunately, this rarely happens, but if you want to get a good look at Colorado privilege, check out a Coloradan’s Twitter account anytime the sun goes away for more than half an hour.