1. The French don’t have “moles” on their skin…they have “grains of beauty” (Grains de beauté).
2. The French don’t find “dust” under the couch…they find “sheep’ (Des moutons).
3. The French don’t “sleep like a log”…they “sleep like a marmot” (Dormir comme une marmotte).
4. The French are not “pious”…they are “frogs living in a stoup” (Grenouilles de bénitier).