1. Your basic English food basket of Dairy Milk, Baked Beans, Sausages, Tea Bags, Butter, Crumpets and a Chicken Tikka Masala Meal, have turned into luxury items for which you would pay a fortune to have right here, right now.
2. You watch English films and think that England is really like the place you see in the movies.
3. You listen to BBC radio just to hear the dulcet tones of English spoken by your fellow countrymen and women.