1. You’re numb to the weirdness.
Did you just see a guy dressed like a stripper version of the god Mercury running down Guadalupe? It must be a Tuesday.
2. You rag on Dallas.
“Life is too short to live in Dallas.” So says a sign near Zilker Park. Compared to Austin, this northern metropolis is flat, boring, and lacking in good TexMex like Trudy’s and Baby A’s.