1. Take the piss
Yes we may be insulting you and your entire family, but it just shows how much we like you. Alright, you great big dickhead?
The true sound of English fury. And don’t think you can tut at us ‘under your breath’ — we heard it, and we’re going to tut right back at you. But louder.
3. Dance while drunk
We might be stiff-limbed wallflowers while sober, but give us a few double vodkas and we’ll set the dance floor on fire. Beyonce who?