That you’re so happy and content with where you live now.
So happy that you would never, ever, even for a moment, consider moving here.
That you got plenty of rest the night before and shouldn’t have any problems with the altitude.
Unless, of course, you’re young enough that you can still enact the ‘First chair, last call’ mantra without slowing everyone else down. No one wants to hear you complain. Always remember – there are no friends on a powder day and no bigger way to ruin one than to show up hungover. Keep your shit together, drink water, and we can become great friends.