We’d like you to get lost, but we don’t want you to starve.
English-speakers get pissed off, we get shat off.
That’s what you dare not say when your in-laws ask “would you like to see our holiday slides?”
Half way into the slide show.
Do not answer this question. Bow your head in forgiveness for the lies you’ve been telling or run very fast.
You’ll be yelled at so hard that all you’ll hear is a heavy ringing in your ears.
You’re going way too far.
So don’t take any liberties with me, will ya?
You’re gonna get slapped.
Mind your own damn business.