1. You’re covering me with shit! (Tu m’emmerdes!).
2. Go and cook yourself an egg (Va te faire cuire un œuf).
We’d like you to get lost, but we don’t want you to starve.
3. You’re shitting me off! (Tu me fais chier!).
English-speakers get pissed off, we get shat off.
4. I care about it like I care about my very first shirt (Je m’en fous comme de ma première chemise).
That’s what you dare not say when your in-laws ask “would you like to see our holiday slides?”