1. You correctly pronounce it “coloRADo.”
Erebody else be all “coloRODo.” Who’s Rod?
2. You’re not morbidly obese.
What the hell rest-of-America? Eat a salad and take a walk for crying out loud.
3. You keep your Sorels next to your Chacos.
A foot of snow one day, 60 degrees and sunny the next. Go ahead, put your boots “away for the season,” we dare ya!