1. You know a crik is a creek, a ruff is a roof, and wuder is water.
Are we wrong for pronouncing Reese’s Pieces as ree-cees pee-cees? For not understanding how Italian ice is a better name for water ice? After all, it’s not from Italy, it’s from water. Really, we’re just glad we don’t sound like the people from Maryland or New Jersey.
2. At college, you told everyone you were from ‘just outside’ Philadelphia.
Because you’re lazy. And you got tired of saying “I’m from 35 minutes south of Philadelphia. Do you know West Chester? Yeah, twenty minutes away from there. Do you know where Media is? Yeah, twenty minutes away from there.”