1. When a foreigner changed their mind about the ‘black stuff’ thanks to you; “Guinness is like sex, it gets better with practice”. To glue a permanent smile on our face, tell us you love the potato-like smell of roasted barley as you step out of the Luas and watch the sun come up behind Customs House.
2. By proudly stating that, despite a decade of Friday-after-work-turned-half-your-entire-night visits to the pub (and the next pub and the one after that) followed with taxi rides home, not once did you incur soiling charge.