1. Your over-usage of the term ‘fourteener’ makes us wonder if you even own a tent.
2. You mostly ski/ride at Keystone because the A51 park is ‘off the hook’!
Please stay there, because I don’t want to wait any longer for my seat in the Ridge Cat.
3. “I went on a cool hike today.” “Where at?” “The Trading Post Trail.”
4. The term ‘Helicopter Dive’ means nothing to you.