1. Your new friends spent all of the last week complaining about the weather being in the mid-sixties and overcast with light showers, but it was the first time in months you’ve felt “whole again”.
2. You refuse to eat nova lox because it is too blunt a reminder that Alaska sockeye is well out of your price range outside of the northwest.
3. All of your friends are convinced you are trying to kill yourself when you walk in front of cars on a busy street with no crosswalk, assuming that they will stop for you without honking/yelling obscenities.