1. You never understood a single word of what came after, “It’s time to get crunk. It’s time to represent. Tell the Bellringer what time is it…” but you always listened anyway.
2. Ironically, you went down to Florida to escape the summer heat. To Destin, most likely.
3. But if you couldn’t make it to the Gulf you had a season pass to Adventure River.
4. You’ve had at least one birthday party at East End Skating Rink.
5. Thanks to Huey’s, you can do things with a straw and a toothpick that no one outside of Memphis can do.
6. You know what TOM the Tiger’s name actually means.
7. You know only people from Memphis can talk shit about Memphis.