1. Which salsa should I add to make this even more delicious? Red, green, chipotle, casera, Valentina… which one? Help!
2. Do I … cancel my vote? Vote for the “menos peor” candidate? Or just not show up?
3. When I get offered más comidita and I’m already stuffed… do I say the truth and hurt that person’s feelings? Or do I make a supernatural effort to finish another full serving (which by the way could be enough to feed a family of four)?