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1.

Mom, my wife’s cooking is way better than yours!

2.

Mine without spiciness, please.

3.

Who cares if el TRI are about to play, let’s go for a coffee with your Mom.

4.

The President is an honorable man. I trust him completely.

5.

Don’t make me breakfast, I already had a fruit salad.

6.

Baby, guess what? The gas price just went up…time to celebrate!

7.

I think it’s better if we don’t take beers. Parties are always more fun without alcohol.

8.

I love it when you get whistled at on the street.

9.

I’d rather you drive and I’ll sit in the back with the kids.

10.

I’m dying to go to another baby shower!

11.

My favorite hangover cure is a healthy green juice.

12.

There’s no way my son is having a piñata at his birthday party. They’re super dangerous!

13.

I’m not going to have time to visit my Mom on the 10th of May.

14.

My love, can you please change the lightbulb in the bedroom?

15.

The truth is you look fat. You look like a tamal!

16.

Let’s have kids when we’ve been married at least 10 years so that we are fully prepared!

17.

I’ve never taken into account my parents’ opinion.

18.

I loved our wedding because it was a very small, intimate and inexpensive occasion.

19.

Why don’t we start using our real names instead of affectionate nicknames?

20.

No means no!