7. “I don’t like flip-flops. I’ve never worn them.”
8. “Puerto Rico has terrible weather.”
9. “I remain seated and quietly watch boxing when a Puerto Rican is in a match.”
10. “Rice and beans? Never had them.”
11. “Our basketball team is good, but not that good. We once won the U.S. Dream Team, but that doesn’t mean anything.”
12. “I am never late.”
13. “I have a very small family.”
14. “I don’t know what cuchifritos are. I don’t eat anything fried.”
15. “I have never discussed the political status of Puerto Rico.”
16. “It doesn’t matter if you cook without sauce or garlic.”
17. “I have no family ‘outside’ the main island.”
18. “What is reggaeton?”
19. “I have never missed my mom’s food. I’ve even tasted better.”
20. “I could have been anyone else in the world besides a Puerto Rican.” 
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