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We take beer to the next level by adding lime, salt, tomato juice, salsa, chile, and anything we can find to make the perfect michelada.

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We kill it at soccer games with our very original cheers, something like “Ehhhhhhhhhh, p*to!

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We get hopelessly disappointed after reading the menu at restaurants that claim to be Mexican. It is just not even close to the real thing.

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Life’s best little pleasures for us is finding lime and salsa at lunchtime.

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We are sure we can improve any kind of food by making a taco out of it.

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We miss homemade tortillas and homemade salsa more than we miss our family.

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In case there is still a little doubt, yes, we are always thinking about food.

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We feel patriotic on September 16, not Cinco de Mayo.

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We take pride in our mariachi music, and we love singing along.

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We’ve all had and awkward moment while trying to greet people with hugs and kisses.

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We want to sing “Las mañanitas” before start eating a birthday cake.

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For some weird reason, we believe being abroad automatically gives us immunity against tequila, and when we realize otherwise, it’s too late.

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…But, we always look at the bright side, and the bright side of hangover is: chilaquiles.

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We know no such thing as “small parties.” When we get together, there is at least fifteen of us, making noise as if we were fifty.

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Saying “no” is one of the hardest things for a Mexican to do, so please understand how confused we are when you say it to us.

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We make friends easily, and we start calling them güey, or its equivalent in the local language.

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Contrary of what the world may think, when we order a beer, Corona is never our first choice.

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We talk to our family every day, whether through Facebook, phone calls or whatsapp, we keep in touch and always know what’s new with them.

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We tip servers 10%. More than that is just too much.

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We have a special talent to find the dirty meaning of everything you say.