Photo: Cabeca de Marmore/Shutterstock 23 Things You'll Never Hear Someone From LA Say Los Angeles Student Work by Sarah de los Cobos Dec 9, 2015 1. Yuck, Neptune’s Net for lunch again? 2. I’ve hiked the Grotto Trail, don’t bother. 3. Let’s rent Segways and take them down the pier! 4. I’ll meet you at the convention center; I’m taking the metro. 5. I should move to a nicer place. Rent’s too cheap in Silverlake. 6. Sorry I’m so early, I just sailed down Sunset Boulevard. 7. I love my iPhone 4S, I don’t think I’ll be upgrading this year. 8. Follow me, I know a shortcut down South Figueroa. 9. I got a parking spot right out front of Library Bar! 10. Just take PCH, the construction project in Santa Monica isn’t THAT bad. 11. I’ve never had In-N-Out before. 12. Seeing Beyonce at Gelson’s is getting annoying. I’m staying out of The Palisades. 13. It’s only a few blocks from Hollywood and Highland to Vine, let’s just walk there. 14. I’ve decided to move to the Valley! 15. Come outside! It’s snowing on Olvera Street! 16. I couldn’t find a Starbucks, so I just got coffee from the gas station. 17. I took my grandma to lunch at The Abbey today. 18. Anyone want to go to the Glendale Galleria the weekend before Christmas? 19. I love driving the 101 South in the rain, everyone is so much more careful. 20. What’s a rainbow roll? 21. So I met this GREAT guy at Coachella. 22. Venice is too mellow, let’s go somewhere more lively. 23. Get on the 405; it’s faster, I promise. Trending Now The Most Romantic Couples Massages in Las Vegas Jul 28, 2026 These Airbnbs Have Epic Waterslides to Keep Your Crew Refreshed Aug 13, 2026 Sponsored In Daytona Beach, the Good Life Is at Your Fingertips Jul 16, 2026 These Are The Best Packable Travel Jackets On The Market Aug 12, 2026 9 Exquisite California Wineries Where You Can Spend the Night Aug 7, 2026
