1. “I feel culturally threatened by Boston.”
2. “Wait, did I just *actually* see a rat on the subway platform?!”
3. “The best place to hang out on the weekends? Times Square!”
4. “Roof access isn’t worth the extra $200 a month.”
5. “New York is cool and all, but I really wish I could spend more time in northern New Jersey.”
6. “Bruce Springstein is way better than Billy Joel.”