1. Point out that the Canadian side of the falls is way better than the American side.
You can’t even really SEE Horseshoe Falls from the US side.
2. Try out some Canadian content.
Whether it’s the world’s first Inuit-made film, “Atanarjuat: the Fast Runner”, or the Montreal-made “Bon Cop, Bad Cop”, you’ll definitely impress us if you’ve not only heard of some Canadian movies, shows, or musicians… but actually have opinions about them. Did you like the latest Arcade Fire album? Have you seen 19-2 or This Hour Has 22 Minutes? We’d love to talk about it.
3. Point out all the (good) ways we’re different from the United States.
For one thing, we have more political parties… AND we have socialized medical treatment. We also have a cultural mosaic instead of a melting pot, and you can get poutine as a side dish at KFC. We’re so glad you noticed.