1. Tell us that you admire how comfortable we are with nudity and sex.
We have the tendency to think that the rest of the world is ridiculously prudish. What’s the big deal with showing some butt cheeks, boobs, and a little bit of sex on daytime television? What’s the problem with kids running around naked on the beach while their mom and their grandma are going topless? It’s not going to traumatize anyone, is it? We love it when you tell us how cool we are and join us in celebrating the beauty of the human body.