It’s Not an Irish Wedding Unless These 18 Things Happen
1. It lasts for at least two days because Day 1 is spent building a messy drunken rapport with the other guests and…
2. …Day 2 is for reminiscing with your new friends about the shenanigans that transpired the night before.
3. The passionate hookup of Day 1 will stand awkwardly in the queue for bacon sandwiches on Day 2 and everyone will be gossiping about them.