1. Tell us how excited you are to live close to Myrtle Beach.
Sure, Myrtle Beach is a great place to spend some downtime from Charleston — if you want to get pink eye while dining at an all-you-can-eat “lobster” buffet surrounded by a bizarre mix of killer motorcycle gangs and inebriated, recent high school grads. (Been there, done that).
2. Ask where you can find the cast of Southern Charm.
We don’t know or care, but if we do a lot of cocaine and get arrested, do we get our own TV show, too?