14 Reasons You Should Never Visit New Orleans
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1.The only seafood you eat is at Red Lobster.
2. Live music in Jackson Square? You can’t hear yourself think with all that noise!
3. The French Quarter doesn’t impress you.
4. Huge-ass beers on Bourbon Street? How glutenous!
5. You’d rather eat a normal sandwich than a poboy. Sliced bread is your jam!
6. Strolling through the gorgeous Garden district? What a bore!
7. Everything is way too French looking. I thought this was the USA!
8. Why would you want to go to the best street party in the world?
9. Beignets are just a myth, you can’t even get them in NOLA.
10. You’re not really into sports.
11. Alligator dogs? You’re better off sticking to the regular kind.
12. The oldest bar in the country? Yeah right!
13. Street art is just a fancy way of saying vandalism
14. NOLA is way too vibrant and colorful. Don’t even think about visiting!
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