14 Reasons You Should Never Visit New Orleans

1.The only seafood you eat is at Red Lobster.

It’s a beautiful evening for enjoying some fresh #oysters! #chargrilled #dozen #onthehalfshell #acmeoyster

A photo posted by Acme Oyster House (@acmeoyster) on Apr 21, 2015 at 4:42pm PDT

2. Live music in Jackson Square? You can’t hear yourself think with all that noise!

3. The French Quarter doesn’t impress you.

#nola

A photo posted by msatkinson1 (@msatkinson1) on Jun 11, 2015 at 8:04am PDT

4. Huge-ass beers on Bourbon Street? How glutenous!

5. You’d rather eat a normal sandwich than a poboy. Sliced bread is your jam!

Just because it’s called the Peacemaker doesn’t mean you have to share it… #poboy #peacemaker #funwithseafood #itswhatsfordinner #acmeoyster

A photo posted by Acme Oyster House (@acmeoyster) on Jun 9, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

6. Strolling through the gorgeous Garden district? What a bore!

7. Everything is way too French looking. I thought this was the USA!

#nola #morningwalk #ilovemyjob

A photo posted by msatkinson1 (@msatkinson1) on Jun 11, 2015 at 8:03am PDT

8. Why would you want to go to the best street party in the world?

9. Beignets are just a myth, you can’t even get them in NOLA.

#Beignets : I don’t think there’s enough powdered sugar on these… #yum #Creole #cuisine #breakfast #sugar #FrenchQuarter #NewOrleans #NOLA

A photo posted by stephen443 (@stephen443) on Jun 10, 2015 at 11:24pm PDT

10. You’re not really into sports.

11. Alligator dogs? You’re better off sticking to the regular kind.

Alligator and turducken dogs.

A photo posted by Andrew Vu (@andrewvuno) on Jun 11, 2015 at 11:09am PDT

12. The oldest bar in the country? Yeah right!

13. Street art is just a fancy way of saying vandalism

Spectacular @mtograff mural on the side of a house in New Orleans’ Seventh Ward. Entitled “Louisiana Blue Note”, it features the artist reading the book “Le Bateau Ivre” by Arthur Rimbaud. Facilitated by Rex Dingler and NOLA Rising. ______________________________ #MTO #mtograff #louisianabluenote #lebateauivre #rimbaud #arthurrimbaud #rexdingler #nolarising #mural #art #publicart #streetart #streetartmap #nolastreetart #streetartnola #neworleansstreetart #seventhward #7thward #neworleans #nola #impermanentart #ontour

A photo posted by Impermanent Art / Street Art (@impermanent_art) on Mar 29, 2015 at 11:34pm PDT

14. NOLA is way too vibrant and colorful. Don’t even think about visiting!